The internet's most
retarded investment account.
An Internet Retard Account for people who can't be trusted with a real one. You buy the coin, the coin buys SPY, and somehow you end up invested in the stock market.
About the fund
Paired with SPY. Because we are serious people.
$IRA is paired with the SPY stock on the Robinhood chain and launches on pons.family using the V2 launch page. It is the only retirement account where the index fund and the memecoin live in the same liquidity pool.
Every buy and sell carries an 11% tax. The creator fees generated from it are used to buy SPY, and that SPY is distributed back to holders — an actual Internet Retard Account that accidentally invests in the S&P 500 on your behalf.
Features
Institutional grade. Allegedly.
Self-Custody Retirement
No fund manager, no paperwork, no adult supervision. Your keys, your questionable decisions.
11% Tax That Buys SPY
11% on buys and sells. The creator fees it generates go straight into SPY for holders.
Liquidity Locked
Liquidity is locked and the keys are renounced. Nobody is pulling this rug, not even us.
Diamond Hand Vesting
Team allocation vests slowly, so patience is enforced by contract rather than character.
Number Go Up Strategy
A rigorously back-tested investment thesis consisting entirely of vibes and conviction.
Community Governed
Every major decision goes to a vote. The votes are usually wrong. That is the point.
Tokenomics
Where the money goes
The only grown-up line item
Still up somehow
Backed entirely by vibes
Rounding error
- Name
- Internet Retard Account
- Ticker
- $IRA
- Total Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Network
- Robinhood Chain
- Paired With
- SPY
- Launchpad
- pons.family (V2)
- Buy / Sell Tax
- 11% / 11%
Contract address
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000Join the shareholders
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